- Pick 10 to 12 of your favourite movies.
- Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
- Post them here for everyone to guess.
- Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
- NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions

1) How do you do? I see you've met my faithful handyman. He's just a little brought down because, when you knocked, he thought you were the...candyman.

2)[singing] I got killer buds / A power stem / Nasty pods / And I'm using them! / So better move 'em out / Nature calls / You got my pun? / I'm gonna bust your balls!

3) Look what you've done... to my sheets.

4) You're a dead-end, dead-beat, nowhere mister with a kisser like a Mississippi alligator's sister!

5)C: If you were starving and you had no food, would you eat your shoe?
M: What?
C: Your shoe. Would you eat it?
M: Um, of course I would.
C: You would?
M: I'd have to boil it first.
C: *That's* funny.

6) C:If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?
H: Who can say. Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.

7)C: What would Martha Stewart say?
T: Fuck Martha Stewart! Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt! I've spent all day over a hot stove, making cookies and making Swedish meatballs, and for what? A man who doesn't appreciate me! A man who can't even wash one fucking dish! A man who isn't even a man at all where it counts if you get my drift! -to Jade- Believe me honey, plastic is no substitute for a nice hunk of wood!
C: I didn't hear her complaining last night. Any guy who is a big hunk of plastic is probably battery operated to get a reaction out of you in bed. And by the way, where the hell did you learn to bake?!

8) L: You don't think they were maybe just skinny dipping?
S: No, they were going at it.
L: You don't think maybe they were just rubbing up against each other?
S: No, they were fucking.

9) H: [in a letter to C] Your job is to craft my doom, so I am not sure how well I should wish you. But I'm sure we'll have a lot of fun. Ta-ta, "H."

10) I have been having the most wonderful time with - do you remember that 45-year-old divorcee with the hair and the mean look? She came up to me after the show and I thought, "This lady wants a piece of me." So I didn't know what to do. I was alone, I had nothing in my hand, I was going to go for the eyes. She came at me from both sides, somehow, and she just gave me a fucking hug. She gave me a fucking hug. Can you figure? Can you fucking beat that? She gave me - also got a few drinks from it, as well.

11)The Dark Knight - Guessed by CheshireDreaming
Joker: [speaking to Two-Face] Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I'm telling the truth.
Joker: It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and uh, look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that like a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all, part of the plan. But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
Joker: [Joker hands Two-face a gun and points it at himself] Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fear.
[with the gun in Two-faces's hand, Two-face pauses and takes out his coin]
Two-Face: [showing the unscarred side] You live.
Joker: Mm-hmm.
Two-face: [flips, showing the scarred side] You die.
J: Mmm, now we're talking.

I just wanted to do this for funs! I stole it from someone/where